Male or Female?

A quick holiday from my trip.........

>You may not know that many non-living things have a
>gender.
>For example:
>
> 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
>everything in, but you can see right through them.
>
> 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned
>off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an
>effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
>pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
>pushed.
>
> 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
>over- inflated.
>
> 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
>anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of
>course, there's the hot air component.
>
> 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft,
>squeezable and retain water.
>
> 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting
>hit on.
>
> 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines
>to pick people up.
>
> 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight
>can shift to the bottom.
>
> 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much
>over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
>around.
>
> 10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be
>male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure,
>he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
>know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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