>On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
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>Two Italian men and one Italian woman
>Two French men and one French woman
>Two German men and one German woman
>Two Greek men and one Greek woman
>Two English men and one English woman
>Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
>Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
>Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
>Two American men and one American woman
>Two Australian men and one Australian woman
>Two New Zealand men and one New Zealand woman
>Two Scotsmen and one Scots woman
>
>
>One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
>middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
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>One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
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>The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in
>a ménage-a-trois.
>
>The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
>with the German woman.
>
>The two Greek men are sleeping with each other, and the Greek woman is
>cleaning and cooking for them.
>
>The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
>English woman.
>
>The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and
>another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
>The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
>
>The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
>store/restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to
>supply employees for their store.
>
>The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because
>the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of
>feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
>fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm
>trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
>treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is
>improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
>
>The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the
>Australian woman, who is busy checking out all the other men.
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>Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
>
>The two Scotmen divided the island into north and south and set up a
>distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
>gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're
>satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
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