Just a few more pics... The big groupie shot at Ando's 21st @ Terrigal Haven... Big TOM and TRAYGO... The shot that Ellen wanted me to put up of me and her... and last but far from being the least... Chandrika and I... Who have now been together for over 2 and a half years. Time flys when your having fun.
Amanda Vanstone Australia's Immigration Minister was being driven around the countryside in her limo by her driver
Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hits the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver goes to see if the cow is alright.
"Is it alright?" asks Amanda from the comfort of the back seat. The driver prodded the cow with his foot, and shook his head ........... "No ma'am, it's dead." "Well you were driving, not me, so you go and tell the farmer what happened! "So the driver goes off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later the driver came back holding a bottle of Champagne, with his clothes scruffy and all messed up........................
"Oh my God, what happened to you?", Amanda exclaimed as she saw the driver.
"Well ma'am, the farmer gave me this bottle of Champagne, the farmer's wife gave me a kiss, and their daughter had sex with me"!!
"What the hell did you say?"
Well ma'am, I just said..........."I'm Amanda Vanstone's driver, and I just killed the cow."
I remember when I was young I always saw the poster of the frog being swallowed by the stalk and having his hands out choking the stalk with the title "Never Give Up" Which is very catchy and also very metaphorical. I just came accross this in the news and thought of that poster...
A python has swollowed a Gator which was so big that it actually split (as you can see) the python in two... Click here for full story
I can think of many different slogans to go with this one though... How about:
Playing Basketball last Wedesday night I seemed to land on my ankle the wrong way and I wasn't too happy with the result. The pic above is not my ankle, my injury is on the Right Foot, however it is just as bad, if not worse than the pic above. The thing that sucks most about sprains is that theres nothing you can do (other than arnica cream and ice). Everyone I see tells me... "ahh.. should have broken it, would have healed better/faster" WELL THANKS GUYS, maybe next time as I feel the pain of ligaments being torn I will try to push down on it harder until I hear a SNAP.. or CRACK!!!
The other thing I get asked is "Did you at least win the game...?" WELL NO JACKASS... maybe if I was on the court things would have been different